Story
Stephanie and Josh have known each other for a long time at work. The first words Josh said to Stephanie were, "Do you like Coke Zero?" And she said, "I like Diet Coke." And then he narrowed his eyes and put his headphones on.
Fast forward some years, and the two found themselves single and depressed, like Wolverine picking fights in a bar after Stryker injected his body with adamantium. The cruel weight of reality and metal alloy! All these feelings! Since they had literally nothing else to do, they decided to meet at an Italian restaurant where a lady stands in the corner playing a keyboard and singing Billy Joel dirges. At the table, they high-fived the high five of the lonely, and then proceeded to inexplicably tell each other their deepest secrets over fried calamari and wine. It was fairly clear, then, that they would not be apart. To mix metaphors, the Sorting Hat had put them in the same house and there was nothing anyone could do.
Since that time, Steph has introduced Josh to bathroom humor, narrating your life in song, and the importance of having a well-stocked costume base. Josh has introduced Steph to American-made small batch products, home improvement jobs done at a higher quality than, "Just slap some tape on it," and an enthralling five-year-old child who keeps their life void of sleep and full of joy.